WombleWorld Needs Help…
Volunteers. Not therapy. Although yes, therapy has been suggested.
We, the WombleWorld Collective, are officially opening the doors to volunteers
Actual volunteers. Not the DTB model where Angus commissions a brand new very important Working Group, then nobody meets, and the minutes simply say “no update this month”. Actual volunteers.
We’re building a small team of readers who can help with sharing posts, finding clips, suggesting ideas, and maybe even one day stepping into the modern age and selling a printed fanzine.
WWCoC4VV
We proudly operate under our WombleWorld Code of Conduct for Virtual Volunteers (WWCoC4VV), which includes but is not limited to crucial rules such as:
No WUP meltdowns
No resigning mid-commitment (a number of recent DTB members have set a precedent we are keen to avoid)
Respect Haydon’s right to bang his bin whenever he chooses
No anonymous pseudonyms
Sounds great! I’m compliant with the Code. How do I volunteer?
Contact Wesley at theworldofwomble@gmail.com, via Substack, or on X @wombleworldblog for more info. He is, as always, responsible for all HR matters despite never formally agreeing to this.
Now for the important bit. The three ways you can actually help WombleWorld grow
We are looking for readers to join the following:
1. The WombleWorld Web Squad
Share posts on X, Insta, email, Discord, WhatsApp and other places where Wimbledon fans lurk. Spread the good news about WombleWorld.
2. The WombleWorld Research Wing
WHAD says something unhinged. Someone on WUP posts a dissertation about midfield shape. Dave Reddington is actually spotted organising pigeons. Clip it. Grab it. Send it. We’ll turn it into content and pretend it was our idea.
3. The WombleWorld Growth Wizards
Help us increase our subs without needing to sell naming rights of WombleWorld to a Chinese betting website.
Think polls. Partnerships. Stunts. Merch. Social media. If you have ideas, even stupid ones, we’ll take them. Especially stupid ones.
4. The WombleWorld Print Brigade
Ah yes the mythical fourth group. Maybe one day….
When WombleWorld fully embraces the cutting edge world of printed paper we may need volunteers to help flog physical editions outside Plough Lane.
Imagine that. A fanzine. In 2026.
So join us. Join the chaos. Join the Collective.
WombleWorld is growing. The Collective is expanding. Wesley awaits your application, clipboard in hand, ready to enforce the Code of Conduct with frightening enthusiasm.
WombleWorld
Volunteers welcome. Over-engineered bureaucracy not included.